Hey you!
WELCOME! YOU HAVE ENTERED AN INTERNET CHECKPOINT!
You've been on THE INTERNET for a while.
This is like a REST STOP on a road trip, but the road trip is THE INTERNET.
If you're seeing this, it means that you have made it through 92% of the GOOD AND WORTHWHILE CONTENT on THE INTERNET, and will probably need to prepare for THE INTERNET's final BOSS soon.
Rest up, WEARY TRAVELER. Warm yourself by the DIGITAL FIRESIDE. (note: this does NOT mean that you should set your device on fire.)
The ITEM's description reads, "This is a LOW QUALITY ITEM, as the only SAVING GRACE of this RELIC is that it is NOT A WEBP FILE."