READERS BEWARE:
Keep an eye out for those filthy Knife-eared druids with these tips:
1:
REMEMBER TO ROCK AND STONE!!!!!!!!
2:Drink your daily ale, at least ten gallons a day.
3:Burn down ten forests a month so the leaf loving-tree huggers cannot have housing, meanwhile you are rock-and-stone-ing in your cave, safe and sound.
4:Grow out your beard to at least ten and a half inches to totally OWN those idiot knife ears while they scream moronic claims at you like: "HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE, THE DOOR WAS LOCKED AND THIS IS THE TENTH FLOOR!" zip it knife eared nerd nobody wants to hear it
Byeeeeee