READERS BEWARE:

ELVES ARE EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET!!!!


Keep an eye out for those filthy Knife-eared druids with these tips:

1:

REMEMBER TO ROCK AND STONE!!!!!!!!

2:Drink your daily ale, at least ten gallons a day.

3:Burn down ten forests a month so the leaf loving-tree huggers cannot have housing, meanwhile you are rock-and-stone-ing in your cave, safe and sound.

4:Grow out your beard to at least ten and a half inches to totally OWN those idiot knife ears while they scream moronic claims at you like: "HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE, THE DOOR WAS LOCKED AND THIS IS THE TENTH FLOOR!" zip it knife eared nerd nobody wants to hear it

THIS IS ALL!!!!! STAY SAFE AND REMEMBER TO ROCK AND STONE!!!!

Byeeeeee